You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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