Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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