I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize