i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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