Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
my penis made a compromise with my morals
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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