it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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