his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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