she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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