She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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