Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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