I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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