Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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