Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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