I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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