"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Screwed.edu
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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