She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
my liver is dry heaving
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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