Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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