youre lurking in front of me
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Less talking, more tequila
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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