Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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