I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I know her cup size but not her name....
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