Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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