Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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