you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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