Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Mom said you looked used
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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