I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
birth control should be required to get into college
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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