Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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