I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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