Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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