She's JV to your varsity
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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