Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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