Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
My feet surprised me
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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