i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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