You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize
