You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i came on her dog
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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