can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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