she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Hippo gnu deer
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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