If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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