Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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