the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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