I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I wish there were birth control emojis
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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