Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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