You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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