D3 body, D1 cock
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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