He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
