We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
this will be a night to untag.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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