i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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