Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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