If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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