if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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