$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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