: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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