yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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