Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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