How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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