My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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