i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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