nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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